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So please leave a message.
I don't voicemails or fun gay phone at the moment, but if you leave your message, name and number, I'll call you back when I am I'm not at home today, and I might not be home tomorrow. We are out-standing in our field right now. I have occasionally answered; "Main gate, Saint Peter speaking.
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To scare off annoying liberals: Hello, and thank you for calling the Bush in 50 Campaign. Oh yeah, almost forgot to beep. Let's go! Sorry I can't take your call but I'm playing my guitar too loud to hear the phone ring.
In a Russian accent : "Lubyanka, da? We are experiencing severe problems with hot water. Please leave me a message and I'll call you back at the end of Van Halen Demented, screechy voice; occasional background screams: Hello. But leave your name and number, and he'll return your call if he manages to get free.
Please leave a brief description of your symptoms and we will get back to you in the order of urgency.